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02 September, 2011

.:asben yg terkantOI..:.

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله....
hye readers...semoga kalian semua sentiasa berada dlm rahmat dan dilindungi allah selalu...
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suami sape yg kantoi tu??muehehe..tiada kena mengena antara idup mahupun yg telah tiada..

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Why Husbands Should Remain Silent ... :)


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
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WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?"
HUSBAND:  .......??
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WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
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WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
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WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
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WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers ?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

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WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
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WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes?"

HUSBAND: "No, her size is 7."
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WIFE: -- silence –

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HUSBAND: "S****!"

Mmuahaha..kantoi sudah…

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