A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a
birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the
parrot on the right?"
The owner said it was $250.
The owner said it was $250.
"$250." the man said. "Well
what does he do?"
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2007", responds the clerk."He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2007", responds the clerk."He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."
The man then asked what the second parrot
cost.
The clerk replied, "$500; he not only knows Office 2007, but is an expert computer programmer."
The clerk replied, "$500; he not only knows Office 2007, but is an expert computer programmer."
Finally, the man inquired about the cost of
the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "$1,000".Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replied, "$1,000".Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I
haven't seen him do anything.
But the other two call him *"BOSS"!!*
But the other two call him *"BOSS"!!*
Have a Good Day ! Keep Smiling!!